Minus Wallet-2
Hey! I'm being punished by Higher Powers for being Bad to Good people.

Why only an hour ago I was supping in Planeta Sushi on B. Dorogomilovskaya st. and some rascal stole my wallet from the inner pocket (sic!) of my jacket. All credit cards and 5K rubles gone!

So the Tip for Men:
- It is best to carry your wallet where you can feel it--i.e. in the back pocket of your trousers/jeans or in the inner pocket of your jacket;
- When in crowded places, do not leave your jacket hanging on the chair. This is the second time I'm robbed like this. Well actually this might lead you to reflect on what a stupid ass I am, but I'm not, honestly, I've got a pretty high IQ. Smiley here.

Tip for Women:
- If you happen to be sitting opposite the person you are dining with, and your back happens to be well protected, do your partner good and try to watch, if only out of the corner of your eye, what's happening to his garments while he doesn't see them. Perhaps this very moment he is being stripped of his last means of existence (and, simultaneously, the very funds with which he's supposed to pay for your dinner)!

Ah, well, this is rather sad, really, but you know, life goes on, yes, precious.